Funny horses

May 12, 2008

Fun with Extra Friendly Horses

Buddy_makes_a_friend I'm in love with Albert, son of Gilbert. Best of all, Albert's in love with me. I'll explain in a minute.

Jane's farm is so much fun. Here's a photo of Buddy with Jane's six-month-old colt, Albert, from our November visit.

We went out there Saturday to look at a horse that Lily's friend may lease for the summer (and keep here so they can ride together). All of Jane's horses were excessively friendly -- except, of course the one Lily's friend may lease. I would love to show you a good photo of Albert, who's now a yearling, but he was far too friendly to photograph. Or rather, you couldn't get far enough away from him to take his picture. He was like a cat when you're trying to read the newspaper. Wherever you are, that's where he had to be. You want to look at the miniature donkeys? Too bad. Albert's going to stand between you and them. You want to walk across the pasture? You're not going by yourself, not as long as Albert's on the job.

I wanted to bring him home. He didn't allow you to pay attention to anyone but him. Wherever we went, he went, too. We stayed there and scratched and massaged him for about an hour. In return, he offered us lots of love. He was still sorry to see us go. If I ever need to feel loved, I know where to go. Click on the photos to enlarge (except the one of me, which I only include because that is just the funniest horse face -- the one with the blaze). Please notice both the people's and Albert's expressions, especially his eyes and lower lip in the last photo of him.

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And then, there was the friendly mini-jackass who stole my camera case. (He was formerly named "Bill" and his mate was named "Hillary," but Jane changed their names when she got them.)Img_2020

March 20, 2008

Lucy's Personal Trainer

I wish I could snap a picture, but if I go outside the horses will stop what they're doing and come to me. Here's what they're doing:

Buddy wants to play (always).

Lucy doesn't (always, which means never).

So Buddy's following Lucy all over the pasture, and she's having to walk fast to stay out of the way of his all-set-to-nip lips and teeth. If she breaks into a trot, he'll break into a canter and deliver the bite. He doesn't care if he gets kicked in the head (that's our problem). So she's walking fast. He stays right behind her. This is fun. Lucy is alpha. But beta boy can bug her and feel like the boss for a little while.

Lucy needs the exercise. My daughter, Lily, is watching them with me through the window. "Look Mom," she says. "Lucy has a personal trainer."

March 01, 2008

You Can't Get Good Service on Saturday

It's a Saturday morning. My turn to feed the horses. Only I don't feel like getting up early. So Lily goes down to feed the horses. And they're pretty grumpy about the bad service at this restaurant. Here's the photo she sent me. That's my sweet Lucy with her nose over the fence.
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February 20, 2008

Why Horses Eat Tree Bark

Tasty_treeSee this tree? It used to have bark. Now it has horse teeth marks. Not content with being horses, Buddy and Lucy want to be beavers. I don't know what kind of tree this is but it's one I like. I need to paint it with Tabasco or something. They're also beginning to work on the pecan trees, which may bring out the horse muzzles. Sweet gums they can have because the gum balls get in their feet. But pecans are another matter.

If you ask around you'll find a lot of reasons given for why horses eat tree bark. Some experts say it's a lack of copper or other nutrients. Other experts say it's to make up for fiber in cold season grasses.

Buddy and Lucy have not one but two mineral supplement blocks. They eat a bale of Coastal Bermuda hay a day. They get a pelleted feed that's supposed to be full of yummy stuff. There is some green in the pasture. I agree with the experts who say it's because they like the taste. But maybe there's a grander scheme.

You didn't think horses were long-term thinkers and planners, did you? Neither did I. But this bark-eating thing has been going on a while, and I'm seeing a plan.

First they ate all the bark they could reach off of our sweet gum trees. Go figure. If the tree is actually sweet that's a no-brainer. So we had a big die-off of the sweet gums in our pasture because the horses cleaned all the bark off of the trees. In other posts on this blog you'll see photos with stumps in the background. Those were the sweet gums. We had to cut them all down before they blew down and hit the barn. We made some of them into jumps.

But we missed one. And in the high winds over the weekend, the top sheared off and broke through the fence. We didn't see it at first because it's in the wooded back of the pasture where we seldom go. But Lily and some friends were out exploring and discovered the gum tree crashed through the fence. It's hard to make out what's what in the following photo. Paul put a board across the top as a temporary fix. You can see the tree squashing down the wire portion of the fence, and the dead horse-eaten trunk standing in the foreground.
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Notice also that they have already started eating the upper branches that are now within reach.

Tell me. Is it because the trees are tasty, or because once eaten through, they'll be able to go visit the neighbor's horses and eat their grass-is-greener-on-the-other-side-of-the-fence?

January 24, 2008

Sudden Itch Syndrome (SIS)

It’s most likely to flare up when you’re just starting your ride, or giving your horse a rest between exercises. You're working to get your horse relaxed and moving forward. 

Suddenly, he stops. He pulls the reins out of your hands and desperately rubs his face on his cannon bone. I hate to tell you, but these are the symptoms of SIS, or Sudden Itch Syndrome. 

So, knowing how bad an itch can be, you let your horse scratch. He stops. Now you proceed with what you were trying to do. Your horse may move forward for a few steps, and then, when you aren’t paying attention (or even if you are), that itch is back! Your horse suddenly stops and really, really scratches hard this time. 

Is it the leg that itches? The face? The noseband? The lazy bone? 

Most likely, it’s the lazy bone. You can tell because it’s just so darn itchy, no matter how much it’s scratched. And no sooner does it receive a good scratching than your horse needs to stop and scratch again. 

If your horse has SIS, you’ll have to figure out just how much scratching is allowed. I give my mare one good lazy-bone scratching at the beginning of our ride, and one at the end. 

You’ll have to make your own decisions about what’s best for you and your horse. But you have to do something, because Sudden Itch Syndrome only gets worse over time.

January 07, 2008

If You Find a Loose Dog, Tie Him to My Fence

Dog_tied_to_fence_3 Now tell me. If you were walking through my neighborhood and spied a loose dog dragging one of those spiral ground anchors people tie dogs to, what would you do? Notice my house with Parker, my dog in the yard with an Invisible Fence and think, "This other dog must be theirs because with an Invisible Fence the dog obviously can't see it so they have the dog tied out with one of these spiral anchor thingies."

In spite of the fact that my dog is in my yard. Not tied to anything. And probably barking at said "do gooder."

So, I get home and there's this intact male lab tied to my fence. Even the horses know that this is strange, showing an intelligence higher than whoever tied the dog to the fence with no water.

And if one dog tied to my fence isn't enough, well, this dog has a friend who is not tied to anything other than a long, dripping pink tongue. Both are friendly. Neither are mine.

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I'd like to tell you that I went to the house where I'm pretty sure the dog lives but in spite of having three cars in the driveway (BMW and downhill from there), nobody answered the door. So I tried to tie the dog up to their basketball goal post, which is in the shade and I was going to leave water, but the dog got away from me -- and he and his happy little friend ran off into the sunset with me running behind them yelling, "Here, Puppy!"

I do hope they stay out of trouble. Nice dogs. They don't belong tied to a fence in the sun next to a road. They don't deserve to get run over, either.

December 14, 2007

Look at this Boy's Face

We check out Icanhascheezeburger every night. Finally, a LOLequine. Just had to share this one.

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December 10, 2007

Which Color Horse Tastes Best?

If you have a preference for what color horse you like to eat, you're at the wrong place. I don't even have any recipes.

However, I do have a poll about the much kinder, gentler topic of grooming horses and I hope you'll vote. It's that big bulky thing on the right. Think about the horses you have known and groomed. Which color is the hardest to keep clean?

I think it's as much a horse personality issue as a color issue. (And an environment issue -- you live in the mud, you'd be muddy, too.) I've seen grey horses that stay clean, and chestnuts that are a mess.

Vote, comment, view the results. After we've played with this a while I'll put up another one.

I think the different colors do smell differently. How about you? (Maybe it's the mud.)

November 29, 2007

How Am I Supposed to Keep "Muddy" Clean?

Mom said that I could write a post. And I know that she has written a post about this before, but SHE isn't the one who has to deal with it...

Buddy likes to roll. Especially when he is clean. Ugh. I know that I'm not the only person who has this problem, but I still find him frustrating...
Yeah, yeah, I know that he enjoys rolling and getting the itchy spots, and that I am a terrible person for trying to stop him. But would he mind not transforming from his normal chestnut color to a dirty grayish-brown color? And after I have spent 2 or more hours grooming him for a show?

I have an event next week. Buddy has to be braided, sponge-bathed, show sheened, and combed. I just spent 70 dollars (that I have saved up since the summer) on a blanket liner that I am going to use for shows only. His Sleazy Hood will cover his neck and hopefully keep the braids in overnight.

Lucy isn't going anywhere, and she stays clean. This is the one time where I wish Lucy would influence "Muddy".
I am trying to bribe him to stay clean, or at least to be partially chestnut when I go to get him the morning of the show.   

-Lilly

November 25, 2007

What You Need to Know about Beet Pulp

We've been out of town on Thanksgiving break and just picked up Buddy and Lucy today. It's funny how terrible and empty our pasture was without them, though it was nice not to have Buddy harassing me about feeding him before I had my coffee today. What all this means is that I really don't have anything to say other than, "I'm back!"

I used to love to feed the horses beet pulp until everybody got too fat. I had this idea it was keeping the horses from picking up sand and preventing colic. It might have been -- but Lucy really did look like a pumpkin. A very happy pumpkin, I might add.

I've found a wonderful story about beet pulp everyone will enjoy. (I found the link on I will jump sweet jumps -- Beckz has been doing some awesome and very educational posts over there ever since her horse had to take some time off.) Though I love a good story, I'm really, really happy that this story isn't mine. I'd have to move.


November 13, 2007

News Flash!

Here's something to distract you from the haunting tragedy in my last post. I'd love to subscribe to this magazine, wouldn't you? (And I don't even have a donkey.) Flash_magazine There's always something good at Home Sanctuary.

Hiding from My Horses

I've been up since before sunrise. Between new work coming in and Paul bringing a client to dinner tomorrow night (which somehow meant we spent the weekend painting a room the client probably won't even see, and all the things we are doing to prettify our house), I need a clone today. So I'm about thirty minutes late feeding the horses. This apparently does not suit.

I've kept horses here for about ten years, but never before we got Buddy did anybody stand at the fence and whinny for me. Over and over and over again. (Is that where the word "nag" comes from? Not that I'd ever say he was a "nag" in the downtrodden horse sense, but he sure does know how to nag.)

Here's the view from my office (sorry about the screen on the window). As you can see, the complaint department is already open and my presence is required.
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November 08, 2007

More Horses in Costume

For those of you who enjoyed the photos of horses in costume, you'll also enjoy the ones at the National Barrel Association World Championships in Augusta, Georgia. Some folks went to a lot of trouble!

I can't believe the horse dressed as a pinata didn't bust wide open with all those streamers blowing around. Colonel Sanders with his great big chicken-horse would have also been a challenge for the horses I know. You can view photos or video.

I'm excited because WJBF TV links back to horses in costume on smellshorsey.com on their Sphere IT button.

November 05, 2007

Human-Proof Your Barn (We Didn't)

We did it again. Lily and I got our wires crossed last night and neither of us locked the hay gate. I wondered why no one whinnied to me this morning, hungry for breakfast.

And it looks like between two and three bales have been consumed! Lucy has that glazed look on her face like I get after Thanksgiving dinner. She looked so miserable this morning when I ran her out of there, like it suddenly hit her that she was about to burst.

Lily doesn't know about it. I didn't tell her. She's off on a field trip to a barrier island science center for a few days and I miss her already. I didn't want her to be worried about the horses. I think all the preparations got us distracted from our normal feeding routine and that's why the gate got left open. She's supposed to take all these disposable clothes on the trip.  She's supposed to take tennis shoes and jeans that will never be worn again because you can't get rid of pluff mud (that wonderful stinky, sticky black mud in the coastal marshes). Problem is, her old clothes are her too small clothes, some of which are already at Goodwill. What 12-year-old has old clothes? You have clothes that fit now, and clothes that used to fit, and clothes that a relative who hasn't seen you in a while sent that will fit in a few years.

So I'm here doing the colic watch. I've talked to my vet and if Lucy doesn't start grazing -- or if she does start rolling or biting at her side -- we'll be pumping in mineral oil, etc. I'm not so worried about Buddy because I'm sure Lucy didn't share any more than she had to. Since I've started this post Lucy and Buddy have walked into my line of sight from my window -- and they're grazing. Whew. So far, so good. They'd been standing in the stalls for the past four hours, looking uncomfortable.

We've got too much room for human error in our barn and horse areas. We've tried to horse-proof everything. Guess we should have human-proofed them, too.

November 01, 2007

Horses Confirm Presence of Possum

I hope I can go to bed tonight, fall asleep and stay that way. Not like last night, when the stupid dog decided we were under attack by a possum. (Full story here but not worth reading.)

The dog was barking and barking. He does that sometimes. Something evil wanders into the yard and he goes into full defense mode. Or sometimes I think he just imagines it.

Last night the horses turned out to be very useful. I really don't know how to shut up a barking dog. Actually, with our dog, you can shut him up if he's barking in response to a stranger in the yard by simply snapping a leadrope on the dog and letting him go. Yes, if you have a leadrope snapped on your collar, you are safe from the stranger. You don't have to be tied. You don't have to be held. Just wear a leadrope and nobody can see you.

I wish that at 2:00 a.m. I had remembered this trick, because Parker, the dog, wouldn't cease and desist from his loud, obnoxious and sleep-killing barking. But he thought he was doing his job. So I tried to reassure him that he was living a rich fantasy life, that there was nothing amiss, and would you Please Just Shut Up So I Can Go to Sleep???

But then the horses turned up. And they were snorting at something. I could hear them tangle with each other (you know, biting and kicking your friend just because you can) and then snort some more. We had an intruder.

Thanks to them, I was able to find out the source of the ruckus. A possum playing possum in the bushes.
It didn't help me get rid of the possum or shut up the dog. But I was glad to have their second opinion. "The dog's right. There's something scary here. Snort Snort. Now, can you feed us?" Lucy and Buddy said.

No.

October 30, 2007

Horses in Costume -- Trick or Treat!

Happy Halloween! Thanks to Cherie Lloyd, here are some photos of horses and riders in costume for Halloween. (Cherie's the Medieval rider on the gorgeous black Friesien.) Click on the photos to enlarge.

A. Horse of a Different Color; B. Two Cats (rear), Medieval Rider (front); C. Zebra; D. Retired Couple; E. Chicken Bride and Groom

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October 29, 2007

Two Trophies!

Img_0841_edited1The smile says it all. Saturday was a great day at the final open horse show in the series, with Lily coming home with not one but two trophies! Her first trophies ever. (Will be praying extra hard for world peace to balance out.) Click on the photos to make big enough to see!

She and Buddy did a great job. More confidence building! And now the jumps are getting too small at this show. Buddy_jumping_1027 Buddy even got his lead changes and didn't make all that many faces. He didn't lap the rest of the horses at the canter or the hand-gallop, never bucked and was an absolute gentleman. Could it be the elevator bit that the show management kindly said we could use? (Yes, it could be. That and lots of new confidence.) And Jane was there. Just having Jane there meant Lily could relax. And for the first time ever, I didn't have to ride Buddy in the warm-up.

I'm also proud to report that no one took my blue bucket. This is the first time we've taken it somewhere and I haven't had to search for it. Could it be the fact that I've written Lily's name on it in so many places it looks like graffiti?

Attendance was a little off either because of the weather or because of other shows or perhaps even football games and other fall distractions. Some regulars weren't there, and some folks I've never seen before were. Some friends of mine were there with young horses. The young horses weren't at all prepared to see the Horse-Eating Pygmies.
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There were four Horse-Eating Pygmies. This one was the scariest. Cute pony, fearless girl. (And there were many times she should have been somewhat fearful. She's going to be Something Else.) The young horses were so terrorized (with some Horse-Eating-Eating-Pygmy inspired falls) that the show management divided the first year horse and rider classes into pony divisions and horse divisions. Smart move!

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September 27, 2007

Horses love to mess with your head

From my office window, I get a good view of the pasture. It's a great view -- unless you're a worrier.

I am a worrier.

When they gallop around, I have to go find out why. When they look droopy, I have to go find out why. If they roll once, I watch to be sure it is just for itches. (They could use less watching and I could use more working.)

So, here it is a few days before the "big show," and Buddy walks into my line of sight -- limping badly. Dead lame.

I watch in horror. I feel every organ inside me scrunch up. I feel panic and fear. Oh no! Is he hurt? Has he developed something? Will he be sound by Saturday? Will this break Lily's heart and cost me piles of money? Is he officially a pasture ornament?

I watch, transfixed. After those three lame steps, he stops to eat. And eats for a while. I watch, unable to move. I need to see some more steps. But he keeps eating. Finally, he walks off.

He is perfectly fine. He's been fine all day.

If I didn't know better, I'd think he did that on purpose because he knew that was right where I could see him best. "Hey, Lucy! Watch this -- I'm going to take three lame steps and take ten years off her life."

There was probably just a stick or rock or something on the ground that he was having to step over.  He's full of mischief, but he's not THAT smart.

September 15, 2007

Who's smarter? Horses or mules?

I don't know who is smarter, horses or mules, so when I ask the question, it's not that I have the answer. I don't know anything about mules and am a little mystified by the current fad where lots of horse people are switching to mules. The hooves alone can't be the reason.... I'm in the watching and wondering phase.

But I have a story. One of my horse vets has horses and mules (and can't explain why, but that's beside the point). She had a young mule and a young horse that she was trying to teach to load in the trailer. Every night she would tie them to the trailer and they would eat out of buckets on the trailer floor. They would have to reach in through the trailer doors to eat, and every day she would put the buckets farther into the trailer.

The day that the buckets were no longer in reach, the young horse had no problem hopping into the trailer to eat, which was the plan.

But the mule had to think about this. And this is the truth about what happened. The mule was not interested in being so foolishly manipulated as the young horse had been. But he figured out a way around it. He reached down, grabbed the rubber floor mat with his teeth, and PULLED! The mat slid toward him, and with it, the food bucket. The mule ate his supper without having to go through the indignity of getting in the trailer.

Don't know how she ever taught him to load.

Lucy is smart, and a smart horse is not necessarily a good thing. What about intelligence in mules?

Or are they all smart and much smarter than us? We're the ones who have to work to feed them, clean out their stalls and keep them from suicide in a fence....

September 07, 2007

Scary stuff

Bazzy Boy visited yesterday and I got introduced to his blog. Bazzy, like Lucy, flunked out at the track. Bazzy, unlike Lucy, has his own blog. Don't tell her. She's already got an inflated sense of entitlement.

Here's something that makes me laugh out loud -- Bazzy's list of things that scare him, Scary stuff.

Lucy agrees with him particularly about Bags of Death, House on a Stick, and Big Blue Flat Bag of Death. So glad we don't have to worry about kangaroos. Surprise Deer are bad enough. 

Buddy isn't afraid of lightning, but doesn't like rain, so he's sure to go stand under the tallest tree. (The barn is open at all times for their shelter, but who wants a barn when you can stand under a tall tree and cause your owner to lose years of her life just watching and debating whether she should go out in the lightning storm, walk under the tall tree to get you, and then put you in the barn?) Lucy just keeps grazing. If it gets really bad she'll turn her rear end to the wind. If it gets really, really bad, she'll go in the barn. Then run out again because of the sound of rain on the metal roof. But I digress.

Very funny. Go visit Scary stuff -- and then come back! What's on your horse's list of scary stuff?

September 06, 2007

World's best pony. Ever.

While I'm putting up photos, here's one I can't resist. It's three years old now and not only has Lily grown, she has outgrown the pony she's on. A pony I can say is The World's Best Pony.Winners (Click to enlarge.)





That's me on Lucy. Notice who has the blue and who has the red. My only excuse is that we weren't in the same division (thankfully!)

But back to the World's Best Pony. Her name is Annie Up and we picked her up from a riding school that was getting rid of all of its school horses and others that weren't A circuit quality. Annie looks like a dachshund (short and long), so she is not A circuit quality. She also will canter backwards across a field to kick another horse, and the child riding her will never even notice. Annie kicks. Annie is grumpy.

Annie will do EVERYTHING you ask. And not one thing more.

I have never paid as much for a horse as I paid for Annie. She'd been a school pony for six years, so I didn't bother to have her vetted. If she can be ridden every day and not be lame, she'll do. And I was right.

When Lily's seat wasn't very secure and she'd land on Annie's neck after a jump, Annie would stop. Paul and I were watching her ride, and what could have been a catastrophe (a horse running away with a little girl on her neck) was a non-event. Lily slid herself back into the saddle and said, "Thank goodness she has a neck."

And I said to Paul, "That's why I paid so much for that pony." (By the way, my idea of lots of money is probably a lot less money than your idea of lots of money. I'm pretty good at getting fabulous horses cheap.)

This photo is from Lily's first horse trial with Annie (and my first with Lucy). When we walked the courses, Lily got very upset that there were two jumps (one on cross country and one in stadium) that had bales of hay under them. "I'll never get Annie to jump those," Lily said.

"She's not afraid of hay," I said.

"No, but she'll stop and eat," Lily said. I told her she was crazy. Annie was lazy, but Annie was not a refuser.

The first time Lily had ever ridden Annie was a year or two before we bought her when Lily went to riding camp at that stable. Lily fell off the minute she got on Annie and Annie decided to eat. If you've been around horses and children, you know what happened. Annie put her head down to graze, Lily was hanging onto the reins determined NOT to let her graze, and Annie pulled Lily right down Annie's neck. Kind of like a playground slide with a mane down the middle. Annie likes to eat.

At one Pony Club games day Annie decided that the plastic fruit in the barrel was real and needed inspection. Lily could not get Annie's head out of that bucket.

So, back to the horse trials. Lily couldn't sleep that night for worrying about Annie eating the hay jumps. I continued to tell her she was crazy.

Guess what. Lily was first after dressage, had a perfect round in cross country -- and then it happened. In show jumping the first jump was the one with the bale of hay. Annie went right up to it, slowed down but did not stop. Lily started kicking and using her crop, because we could all tell that Annie was planning on having lunch, right then and there in the show jumping arena. The hay was calling to her! And I watched in amazement as my little girl forced that fat, lazy, perfect pony to jump the jump -- but not before Annie took a bite out of it on the way over. I don't know if there is a penalty for eating the jump, but they weren't charged and managed to hang onto first place.

More on Annie later. When it was time to sell her, all it took was one e-mail to one person. Safe ponies, even overweight ones that will buck and kick, are hard to come by.

As for my red ribbon, well, I'm glad I lived to tell about it. Lucy and I were first after dressage. On cross country she bolted on a stretch of wooded path, took three strides and realized that she faced a tall, wire pasture fence. I thought we were dead. I really thought we were dead when I realized she believed her best option was to JUMP IT. That's why God gave horses manes, even if He shorted them on brains. So I hung on and we cleared it! Then I was able to get her to stop. My first reaction was to pray and thank God that we were alive. My second reaction was to figure out whether or not I was legally on or off course. Since I could follow the fence line down to where a gate opened out onto a path and there were no jumps that I was missing, I decided that I was still legal and rode on down to the gate and resumed cross country. I had that euphoric feeling you get when you almost die but don't. And Lucy seemed to have recovered what few senses she has.

And then I did that really stupid thing that riders sometimes do. Coming in to the last jump, which was not at all challenging, I ignored the little voice in my head that said, "Lucy is going to be distracted by that other horse that just came on course," and I kept riding toward the last jump as though I had already won. But that little voice was right. There was a horse coming in the opposite direction, and though he wasn't near the jump, that was all the excuse Lucy needed to duck out. All I had to do was actually ride and it would have been ours. So we dropped from first to second place and didn't screw up in show jumping, so we got to keep it.

But I lived and my daughter won, even with Annie taking a bite out of jump. That was a great day.

Being nosy

I wanted to get a photo of Buddy standing at the gate yelling for me (see previous post) but something about a camera makes horses get closer....and closer....and closer.... Here's Buddy being nosy. (Click on photo to enlarge.) Note: Lily wants credit for the photo, which she took. It was one of the few where he didn't fog up the lens. Buddys_nose

Sneaking around

The pasture gate is across our driveway from the laundry room door, which has a window in it. When Buddy stands at the pasture gate, he can glimpse me coming into the kitchen for my coffee. And as soon as I'm spotted, he starts to whinny ("whinny" is such a mild word for the ruckus he makes). No coffee until he gets fed!

He will stand at the gate and stand at the gate. He's like a cat at the door, meowing to be fed. If we wait too late in the evening (in his opinion), he'll be whinnying while we are inside minding our own business.

So now, I sneak around in the morning. Coffee in bed while I read my devotional is a real treat. It is less of a treat if my pajamas, hair, etc. have hay on them and I'm slimed.... I actually duck down when I walk into the kitchen so that Buddy can't see me, though sometimes he hears me and then the Jig is Up.

And yes, I usually feed in my pajamas (with a bathrobe on). Doesn't everyone?

But don't tell my mother. She doesn't think you should even go pick up the newspaper off of the front porch unless you are dressed.

She's right. But she doesn't have Buddy yelling at her.

August 29, 2007

Horses and squirrels

"Every time you see a horse, it's pooping. But you see squirrels all the time and you never see them poop. What's up with that?"
                                - a comedian whose name I forgot on the Comedy Channel

August 16, 2007

How a Horse Keeps Her Cool

It's been in the 100s. My horse, Lucy, figured out how to handle the heat.  Lucy_cooling_off_in_sprinkler

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