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March 13, 2008

The Old Pictures Meme Part Two

There were several horses after Spot. Joe was the one I had the longest. He was too fast and too hot for the camera to capture him, so I'm not going to show any photos. He was out of a mare who won the South West championship as a polo pony. Joe was fast and agile like his mother and was being trained to be a polo pony (and had already been sold) when they got to the final stage where they actually used a mallet.

Nothing doing. No mallets for Joe. No nothing for Joe. You couldn't even move in an unexpected way while on him. So they trained him to jump and I ended up with him. My father loved him. Joe was athletic and crazy. I didn't know enough to know I should have said, "This horse isn't working." Instead, I rode him for the next 15 years. I got him when he was five and I think I was in ninth grade. Even when he was 24 he was still hot. When I was young, I would lie in bed the night before fox hunts and shows, wondering if I would be killed that day. Why I never told my father I don't know. Joe would go nuts if I had a cold and had to pull a Kleenex out of my pocket. You couldn't do anything on his back. He couldn't walk. Jig jig jiggity jig. I tried every bit known to man on him; the twisted wire snaffle bloodied his mouth but didn't slow him down. I finally settled on a plain snaffle because it seemed to upset him the least and the others didn't work. I just relaxed as much as possible, chose my battles, and realized that though he rushed like a maniac, had no brakes and might do anything at anytime, he was going to stay upright. Great athlete. Terrifying ride.

One thing that Joe taught me was that there are times when it doesn't do any good to fight. You may as well relax, realize that this is the best it's going to get, you lived through it last time and to enjoy what you can. I learned how to survive. I think that lesson about relaxing when my horse was not relaxed really helped me later, with the best horse I ever, ever had: Jack.

When Joe  got too old to hunt (but was still too hot to enjoy) I rented a yellowish, long-haired, compact "grey" horse to fox hunt. It was a random thing. You call up the hunter barn, say you want to hunt and they've got a horse for you when you get there. It was like a blind date. He was also hot and a rusher and couldn't stand still. There was some jig jig jiggity jigging going on with him, but it wasn't out of craziness -- he was out having fun. And so was I! I had the best time I'd had in years with this strange little speedy, bold jumper. I asked if he was for sale and he was. I think everything was for sale. Since I'd expressed an interest in him, the next time I rented him he was clipped and bright white. We wheeler-dealered and I bought him. I changed his name from Popcorn to Ivan. (Please notice I was back to using saddle pads.)

Ivan2 About that same time I became interested in dressage. Ivan didn't take to dressage. His tests were very forward, he was smallish (around 15.1 hands) and his movements were average. But here's the funny thing -- at shows and events people would ask me if there were other Lipizzaners that I knew of in the area. I almost fell over. The German  Bereiter I was riding with at the time didn't like Ivan.  He wasn't a fancy big warmblood. (He greatly offended her with his habit of pooping in his bucket and rolling in the mud. She called me one day at work to complain, "Your pony is a PIG." She wanted to charge me for daily cleaning. I told her it didn't bother me if he was dirty. It bothered her so much that she cleaned him every day for free.) Anyway, here's a photo of us in the show jumping phase of an event. Notice the duct tape. I always ended up using duct tape with those boots. I think the buckles were cursed, even when I replaced them I ended up with duct tape. (You'll notice them in Jack's photo tomorrow. I can't quite seem to get it all together. There's always something taped or jerry-rigged.)

Ivan_cc_2This is one of my favorite pictures and memories of Ivan. I had worried myself into a stew over the cross-country jump before this one. Ivan didn't even notice it, we sailed over flawlessly and by the time we got to this jump, I was full of joy and relief. During these years the eventing rules only had time penalties for being too slow. That was never a problem. Ivan would jump banks, ditches, water, the moon, whatever. He just wouldn't jump them slowly. Three strides before the jump I had to give up whatever control I thought I had and let him do it. He was great fun if excessively thrilling. But I got really tired of fighting with him in dressage and we weren't going anywhere, so I sold him and found Jack.

To my credit, I never claimed he was a Lipizzaner though the temptation was there. His next owner also enjoyed him.  He died several years ago. I would not clone him for Lily, but I have fond memories. He was a great gentleman on the ground.

March 12, 2008

The Old Pictures Meme

I got tagged ages ago by Jackie at Regarding Horses  and also by Strawberry Lane with what I'm calling the Old Pictures meme, which was started by Transylvanian Horseman but I think in that iteration it was more of a pictures from a previous life. Transylvanian Horseman has me beat because he was a London subway engineer before moving to Romania.  Of course I can't find the pictures I've been looking for for over a month (swimming with horses in a pond and in the ocean, riding as a baby in diapers, those kinds of things) so I'm going to go for quantity. I hope you enjoy them, though this feels very self-indulgent. You can click on the photos to enlarge, but my position and turnout will not bear close inspection.

Pony_cart_wmama Here I am in my cowgirl outfit, complete with plastic pistols, in a pony cart with my mother. Though my pony Dan would pull the cart, this is Diablo, a pony owned by friends. Diablo was well named. My mother seldom had anything to do with the horses, so this is a rare photo of a rare event.

Filly_charmer In fourth grade (I think) the horse I was riding, which was Non-Saintly Brother's abandoned barrel racer, gave birth. Here I am showing my foal-handling skills with her filly. I lost this tug-of-war.

Spot_at_lr Please notice the crowd my performance has drawn (and the hair! I needed a riding teacher). I was probably in eighth or ninth grade and this was my fabulous horse, Picturesque. Her barn name was Spot. This is the horse I wish I could find for Lily, but of course this horse died years ago. Note also the boots, which my father bought large enough for me to grow into. I have yet to grow into them and threw them away last year.

We got Spot from Dale Thiel, a really nice guy and fine horseman who for years ran the Carolina Cup and Colonial Cup Steeplechases, was MFH of the Camden Hunt and a former jockey.  I tried her out in Dale Thiel's ring one day, and the next day I took her foxhunting. I asked Dale what I needed to know. He said, "Keep one leg on each side. Doesn't matter which way you face."

Spot I think everybody owned Spot at one time or another. I would
sometimes be at hunts or shows and people would walk up to the horse, call her by name, pet her and talk to her and not say one word to me. Very, very strange. Especially for a shy teenager. The highest I ever jumped was on Spot -- in a jump-off at a show against my best friend. At 4'3" my friend pulled a rail and Spot didn't. I never tried to jump any higher. Spot was a fabulous horse but not an athlete. She's the only horse (so far, please make it ever) to fall with me. She slipped when she landed after a jump and turned a somersault. Fortunately, I rolled out of the way. Her hindquarters crashed where I'd been. I believe very heartily in rolling away from the horse when you fall.

I don't think Spot was ever lame. She would refuse, she snapped as if to bite when you tightened her girth, and though she was never mean, she wasn't affectionate. We bred her once (at Dale Thiel's suggestion) to a nice TB stallion who threw a lot of color but she never "took."

I gave her to my niece when I had moved on to fancier, more complicated and much scarier horses. She's buried at a farm near here.

She was a horse who should have been cloned. Oh, how I wish Lily could have had her.

More pictures tomorrow. Some even in color!

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